Quynh had a lot of time to observe and ponder Booker’s problems while she was in the iron maiden dreaming about him, so once she gets out and demands to be taken to the rest of the team, she’s eager to share her armchair diagnosis of what’s really bothering him: good old hysteria.
They’re skeptical at first—Joe tries to explain to her that Booker has complex grief and guilt and it can’t be that simple, while Nile keeps stubbornly insisting “you know that’s not a real condition, right?”—but Andy’s willing to offer her hands and her favourite vibrator to the cause, and Booker’s just so happy they haven’t immediately sent him back into exile—and so sick of feeling down in the dumps— that he’s ready to try anything.
Well, they can’t argue with success—he does seem to perk up after being put on a regular regimen of multiple orgasms.
Bonus points if, after their initial skepticism, the whole team quickly settles into a routine where this is just a normal part of their lives. They’ll just be sitting at the breakfast table and Nicky will be like “Booker, did you have your morning orgasm today? No? You know you need at least two by lunch or you’ll get cranky. Go on, go get me your prostate massager.”
Booker/everyone, hysteria
They’re skeptical at first—Joe tries to explain to her that Booker has complex grief and guilt and it can’t be that simple, while Nile keeps stubbornly insisting “you know that’s not a real condition, right?”—but Andy’s willing to offer her hands and her favourite vibrator to the cause, and Booker’s just so happy they haven’t immediately sent him back into exile—and so sick of feeling down in the dumps— that he’s ready to try anything.
Well, they can’t argue with success—he does seem to perk up after being put on a regular regimen of multiple orgasms.
Bonus points if, after their initial skepticism, the whole team quickly settles into a routine where this is just a normal part of their lives. They’ll just be sitting at the breakfast table and Nicky will be like “Booker, did you have your morning orgasm today? No? You know you need at least two by lunch or you’ll get cranky. Go on, go get me your prostate massager.”