Nile is innocently channel surfing one day, gets three seconds into an episode of Say Yes to the Dress, and then Nicky comes diving out of nowhere to rip the remote out of her hands and change it to some random sports game before Joe hears the theme music. TLC is banned in all safe houses lest Joe get WAY too into planning his and Nicky's 74th wedding. Joe has OPINIONS about bridesmaids dresses, and none of the guard wants to hear them ever again. Ever.