theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #19

Prompt Post #19

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You know those fics where someone goes back in time and happens to change something and then desperately try to change it back because the thing they changed could ruined the future, but it turns out whatever it was, was supposed to happen all along? I want that with Nicolo and Yusuf. Like maybe an adult Nicky meets teen Yusuf or the other way around? Anything is fine really as long as one of them travels back in time and the people in the past doesn't know it's him

Nicky and Joe get taken in for questioning/arrested (for some reason). Joe talks circles around the agents/cops and Nicky stares at them which unnerves them and maybe he says something short but profound.

Could be xover with any crime show or not, up to anyone taking the prompt.

Andy and Booker have a terrible habit of picking up willing (but unsuspecting) partners for threesomes. Little do the poor mortals know they’re about to have thousands of years of experience (and no need to come up for air + a functioning death wish) unleashed upon them. There have been far too many times when starry-eyed, weak-kneed, blissed-out mortals have needed assistance getting home, remembering their own name etc after spending time with Andy and Booker and Joe and Nicky can’t take it anymore.

something along the lines of:
I hope the two of you are happy with yourselves because you’ve just ruined that young persons life. do you think they’ll have sex like that again. no. you’ve ruined sex for them. its disgraceful. At least tell me you didn’t do that thing with .... no. stop smirking at me. you did didn’t you? you did! ruined. forever! you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Just anything with Nicky being mute.

Nicky grew up in a cult and has a very skewed perspective of many things because of it. Joe helps him adjust to life outside the cult.

Yusuf and Jafar both find the new man at court -Nicolo- to be interesting. Good-looking, smart...
But what really catch their attention is how Nicolo quickly is able to tell the difference between the two of them, never getting tricked like so many do.
And now they want him... And they really must know the extent of this talent. Would Nicolo tell them apart by touch only? Their hands? Their cocks?
Time to get Nicolo and a blindfold ready to find out...

(Nicolo is surprised by the attention, he is not of similar rank after all, but he is very willing)

Deaf Nicky

Joe and Nicky both being participants on a reality show and falling in love and the producers not being happy about it but the fans loving it.

Could be any show, ink masters, bachelor, real housewives, any show is fine really.

So there is a sterek fic where person A is on a horrible date and uses an app where person B gets the mission of breaking up the date and save person A by causing some type of scene. So now I want Nicky being on a really terrible date and using this app that Quynh downloaded for him. 15 minutes later Joe comes in and causes the biggest scene ever, he spouts poetry, he declares his undying love and he even manages to shed a tear or two. Nicky is both amused, slightly embarrassed and very charmed by it all, his date can react however.

A is famous but no one actually knows his identity, I'm thinking he hides his identity somehow like Sia or Marshmello or works under a pseudonym like Banksy maybe? B has no idea their partner is this famous person until a fan/paparazzo/innocent bystander happens to reveal the identity of A to the public. I want this to cause a lot of stress on their relationship. Maybe A didn't tell the truth from the beginning because he didn't want the uncertainty of B staying because of the fame, leaking the truth to the public, leaving him or any other reason really that just spiraled out of control for A. B is upset over A lying to him for years, and also they are both suddenly thrust into new life where people hound them for interviews, pictures, autographs and some even question if B is a gold digger, good enough for A, hot enough, smart enough etc.

They meet and fall in love when one of them is already married.

The marriage could be perfectly happy until then, it could be awful and abusive, it could have been forced by outside forces, it could be between two friends to conceal their sexuality, anything is fine really.

There could be cheating or not and divorce or not, I'm not picky.

Person A is living under witness protection and is really nervous and scared all the time that he will be found. He meets person B and really likes him but is hesitant to start a relationship with someone and maybe put them in danger and also not being able to be honest about his past.

Of course the person/people out to hurt him finally finds him and a lot of drama happens 😉

(Thinking age-wise that they’re in their 20s here at least. I know in Chrestomanci the characters meet as children but I’m not that interested in them meeting as kids)

Joe discovers that he’s the Chrestomanci, he’s a powerful wizard with multiple lives, and he can walk through different worlds in his dreams. In one of these worlds he meets Nicky, a young priest who for (reasons) has been determined to be the human incarnate of a particular god and is due to be sacrificed at an upcoming celebration. Joe thinks this sounds like a bad idea and convinces Nicky to let himself be saved. Friendship, romance, magic?

+ Do they end up with a magical house/castle in the DWJ tradition
+ Andy is previous Chrestomanci and somehow has three lives left and she is very tired
++ how many lives does Joe have left? Does he wear some as rings, etc.? Does he end up giving one to Nicky to wear and keep safe?

Nicky hears a conversation between Joe and someone else in the guard. Joe complains at length about how even the best things get boring after being alive for centuries and how he wishes “he” would get a clue and understand Joe needed a break and how he was dreaming about trying something new for once.

Nicky has been feeling s little insecure lately because Joe has been loudly appreciating the current men's fashion and commenting how well different pieces fit their (often very attractive) wearers. So he can't help but jump to conclusions and thinking Joe was talking about Nicky and their relationship.

Joe has been commenting on different pieces of clothing lately because he is getting a little desperate to see Nicky in the very tight pants that are currently in fashion and has been trying to hint this to his husband without being too pushy.

What Joe was actually talking about was something to do with Booker and a hobby or something like it that he keeps insisting on doing with Joe for company.

I want to read a story about how Booker was so depressed that he wanted permanent death because he is in unrequited love with Nicky. Nicky doesn't know but Joe does. Joe knows Booker would never try anything and feels for his brother. Joe is pissed at himself that he missed how the feelings had festered through the years and how much it was hurting Booker.

No Joe/Nicky/Booker, Joe/Booker och Nicky/Booker please just Booker not being able to deal with his heartbreak anymore and Joe being angry at him at the same time that he is sad for Booker.

I work with elderly people and I've noticed couples that have been together for decades tend to have some quirks that they both do, they kind of take after each other in mannerisms. One couple I met laughed the exact same way for example, head back and with the same kind of “melody”. Another couple sat the same way whenever they were both sitting down with their hands in their laps and their feet crossed at the ankles. Some couples just have small things they do the same as how they handle a knife and fork, how they say certain words or the way they move. I think Joe and Nicky must have some things like that and would to read about it from Nile's pov.

Powerful Queen Nile has been too busy reconquering territories her people lost to invaders and ruling over her sprawling kingdom to think about getting married, but finally her trusted advisers convince her that she needs an heir for the stability of the kingdom.

Nile thinks she can just go hook up with someone and get pregnant, but of course that’s Not How Things Are Done, the father of the future heir has to be vetted, etc.

So that’s how Nile ends up in an awkward arranged marriage with grumpy widower Booker. She mostly leaves him alone in the library except when it’s that time of the month and they have to do their duty to try and get an heir, but slowly they grow fond of each other—he sees what a compassionate Queen she is, she enjoys the book recommendations he starts giving her, it’s nice for her to have someone to unburden herself to after a long day, it’s nice for him to have companionship again.

Joe was bullied in school, before his glow up and changing schools he was small and nerdy and people loved making fun of him for his hair, braces, too big clothes and so on. His worst bully was Nicky's older brother who absolutely tormented Joe.

Fast-forward about 10-15 years and Joe is considered a successful artist, has a lot of friends and feels good about himself even if he is still sometimes affected by the bullying he went through.

He meets Nicky, and they fall for each other right away and everything seems to be perfect, until it's time to meet the family and Joe finds out Nickys brother is the kid who tormented him in school.

This could then go several ways, Nicky's brother has changed and asks Joe's forgiveness. The brother tries to play it off like the were friends and keeps on trying to subtly bully Joe again. The brother also tormented Nicky when they were younger, so they share the same type of trauma. Joe thinks Nicky and the brother tried to set him up for some type of joke/prank, or any number of other scenarios.

5 times Nile felt weird seeing Joe and/or Nicky behave like an old man. And 1 time they made her feel old instead.

5 kinks they tried and did not enjoy at all and 1 kink they were very pleasantly surprised by.

Andy gets sick, like really, really sick. The others take her to the hospital where House and his team get the case for some reason. Just imagine the House team trying to get an accurate medical history out of them.

+ if it turns out to be something that most people are vaccinated against and it's therefore harder for the doctors to figure it out.

Joe and Nicky as foster parents to Nile who has a hard time trusting them after losing her family a few years ago and then being shipped around between different foster families (some god some bad) since then.

The reason almost all of Nickys clothes fit badly is because he has been forbidden by the whole guard (except Joe) to wear anything tight or even remotely formfitting when being at the same place as anyone other than just Joe. Nile finds out why the hard way.

I just really want Joe getting that horrible middle-of-the-night phone call and rushing to the hospital. Car accident? Sudden illness? Mugging? Whatever it is, Nicky is hurt, and in the most sacred of fanfic traditions, Joe gotta comfort him.

Just saw Kiki Layne in Coming to America 2 and it’s making me feel things because JFC her everything??? She’s so gorgeous and an absolute meal and I just need Booker to be on this level of ~~horniness~~ appreciation for the absolute goddess that is Nile Freeman.

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Joe/Nicky time travel

Joe/Nicky, Interrogated

Andy/Booker/OCs - troublesome threesomes

Joe/Nicky mute Nicky

Joe/Nicke, Nicky grew up in a cult

Joe/Nicky/Jafar, Recognizing the twins

Joe/Nicky deaf Nicky

Joe/Nicke reality show

Joe/Nicky Joe saving Nicky from a bad date

Joe/Nicky One of them is famous

Joe/Nicky, one of them is married

Joe/Nicky witness protection

Joe/Nicky, chrestomanci AU

Nicky/Joe overheard conversation and misunderstanding

Joe/Nicky, heartbroken Booker

Joe/Nicky Nile notices the similarities between them

Booker/Nile, concubine/arranged marriage with trope inversion

Joe/Nicky Nicky's brother was Joe's bully

Joe/Nicky old timers

Joe/Nicky trying New things

Gen xover with House MD

Joe/Nicky, them being foster parents to teen Nile

Joe/Nicky Nicky's clothes

AU Joe/Nicky, Nicky in the ER

Booker/Nile - Body Worship