theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #19

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Maybe not quite watersports (feel free to go there though!)

I just want them both finally getting done with a battle in the olden days or a mission in more modern times and one of them is so zonked they want to go right to bed. The other makes them go to the bathroom though and the sleepy one makes a joke about falling asleep on his feet and “so are you going to hold it for me?”

And the other just does. Maybe it’s as they’re first coming together and really learning to trust each other with these tiny, human, intimate acts, or they’ve been doing it forever and it’s easy and the one holding the other’s cock thinks it’s adorable and hilarious that his love can fall asleep while taking a piss.

cracky premise but bear with me

there have been prompts about members of the old guards' body parts growing back differently after a major injury, so say nicky gets a sword or grenade to the face or something along those lines and he revives and heals just fine, except his nose! its now smaller and straight, just your very average nose.

this shouldn't be a big deal but to joe it's DEVASTATING. perhaps before this incident he had complained about nicky's nose being too big, getting in the way of their kisses or something silly like that. but now that its gone his nicolo's perfect face is changed forever! many emotions to be had over this. maybe joe cries over an old side profile portrait he has of nicky - truly a "you don't know what you got til it's gone" situation.

but of course another similar face-related injury results in this strange error correcting itself and nicky's nose is back to normal. in the aftermath joe refuses to hear any slight against it, joking or otherwise. it features heavily in his sketches, maybe he even writes a poem about it. and for the rest of time joe absolutely savours the nose smush when they kiss or when he gets nuzzled by it in bed.

Princess/General/Noblewoman/Queen Nile is presented with Booker, the general/capitan/commander of the thier rival forces as a prize in the aftermath of a victorious war campaign, and the ~customs of their countries dictate that he is now hers to do as she pleases with

Ooh I would love to see it! Do you think Booker would end up being into it even though he starts off as a war prize?

+10000

Oh this. This I VERY much like.

Yes, please! It sounds awesome

Yes please!

YES, I want this.

Yes please. Let’s invert some tropes 👍 +1 for not effeminating Booker in any way while this goes down (if that pleases OP)

Not OP but ++++++ for that yes

"Sir, you can't have him as slave. Not only that he's never done anything even closely criminal, his father also is a senator. You know that he's protected by law!"
"Then make it happen. I want him and you will bring him to me. In chains and collar!"

Rich and powerful man Joe sees a beautiful young man and he wants him. No matter what. And his men make it happen...

Hi! I’ve just started a fic with this exact premise- please feel free to read!

It’s called Legends of the Old Guard on ao3

OP returns to say yesssssss to all of the above ESPECIALLY booker who is fucking pissed about being captures but then sees Nile and is all "👀👀👀 maybe this wont be the worst thing but i should probably put up some kinda fight for the look of it " XD

+1000000000000000

So I'm listening to I'm on fire by Bruce Springsteen and remembering that music video where he's a greasy, built AF auto mechanic and she's a high class lady and he pines for her. That, but Joe/Nicky. No preference who fills which role, would prefer no cheating subplot like in the song though.

OMG YES!

Booker is a jaded widower who’s overwhelmed by taking care of his three young sons and their huge house. Neighbour Nile and her mom are about to get kicked out of their house and lose their inheritance because of ridiculous antiquated laws, unless Nile gets married ASAP.

Well, Nile likes kids, and Booker knows he’ll never fall in love again—right?—so he doesn’t mind helping his neighbour out. He thinks the laws are BS anyway, cause he drinks his respect women juice, and while he doesn’t know Nile well, she always seemed nice enough.

He wasn’t counting on just how nice she is, and how good she is with his sons, and how much her presence brightens up the whole house, and...before he knows it he’s in way too deep.

Bonus points for cameos by the rest of the Guard!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS +1000000

+1000000

Yes,please

+100000000

Joe and Nicky are sports stars or movie stars or working in some other field that has a lot of media coverage, fandoms, paparazzi, and people with Strong Opinions.

Everyone knows they hate each other. They barely speak when they have to interact, they never talk about that one time they had to work together years ago, they publicly needle each other through interviews.

Now they have to work together again and everyone’s expecting a disaster, including their colleagues.

Except— everyone has it wrong and Nicky and Joe don’t care. They’re having fun teasing each other. Their sarcasm doesn’t translate correctly in interviews. They don’t need to say much to each other in public when they can read each other’s expressions just as easily and they’ll talk when they get home.

+1000 this is so perfect for them. Oblivious/uncaring of the opinions of others if they have each other ❤️❤️❤️

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