theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #19

Prompt Post #19

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Look, their lives are exciting enough. When they have some downtime, maybe they like to spend it by playing pretend that they're a perfectly average suburban couple with 2.5 kids, a dog, and a mortgage. They make up ridiculous work stories about non existent annoying coworkers and all the tiny details of their imaginary normal jobs, they talk about needing to fix that leaky pipe, they pick a movie to watch after dinner.

Sometimes it's sexual (dirty talk about doing the laundry), sometimes it's comfort (they might not actually get sick, but it's kind of fun to pretend that Nicky has a cold and Joe has to take care of him), sometimes it's a little of both, but it's nice to take a break sometimes.

Nicky comforts Joe after a battle/military op.

Absolutely any time period and any place is good.

Quynh had a lot of time to observe and ponder Booker’s problems while she was in the iron maiden dreaming about him, so once she gets out and demands to be taken to the rest of the team, she’s eager to share her armchair diagnosis of what’s really bothering him: good old hysteria.

They’re skeptical at first—Joe tries to explain to her that Booker has complex grief and guilt and it can’t be that simple, while Nile keeps stubbornly insisting “you know that’s not a real condition, right?”—but Andy’s willing to offer her hands and her favourite vibrator to the cause, and Booker’s just so happy they haven’t immediately sent him back into exile—and so sick of feeling down in the dumps— that he’s ready to try anything.

Well, they can’t argue with success—he does seem to perk up after being put on a regular regimen of multiple orgasms.

Bonus points if, after their initial skepticism, the whole team quickly settles into a routine where this is just a normal part of their lives. They’ll just be sitting at the breakfast table and Nicky will be like “Booker, did you have your morning orgasm today? No? You know you need at least two by lunch or you’ll get cranky. Go on, go get me your prostate massager.”

BDSM AU. Joe and Nile are subs belonging to some unpleasant people. Their masters are eventually taken down by the team, who find Joe and Nile locked in a bedroom and rescue them. Nile’s been really badly treated recently and is super strung-out, and Joe knows she won’t be able to take much more, so he tries to seduce the team (who he thinks are their new masters) to keep their attention off her.

And then of course the team are horrified by what they’ve been through and take care of them, and eventually Joe and Nile realise they aren’t going to be abused and fall for their rescuers.

Any and all pairings are fine, but Andy/Nile would be lovely!

Look—over the years, every member of the team has ended up bored, curious and horny without an easily available partner, and had to get a little creative. Who first had fun with the washing machine? Who nutted in a grapefruit? Who realised that the hilt of that throwing knife was just the right size and shape?

Go nuts with the possibilities—and, well, sometimes maybe they try something new and it’s laughably bad, but sometimes it ends up feeling surprisingly good.

Bonus points if they aren’t ashamed at all and compare notes with each other later on their explorations.

Nicky 6000+ years old
Booker 1500 + years old
Andy 900 + years old
Quynh 900 + years old
Nile 200 + years old
Joe 33 years old

Nicky has been together with hos boyfriend for a while when the boyfriend (Keane? Merrick? Anyone but Booker please) starts "hinting" that their sexlife has become boring.

This was news to Nicky so he is a little hurt when the boyfriend more or less tells him he isn't sexy enough anymore and is also boring in bed. Nicky thinks he is inlove with hos boyfriend so they start trying different things in bed. Some which makes Nicky uncomfortable but the boyfriend always manages to convince him to do it and that Nicky is being selfish when he tries to stop during sex or tries to back out of something before they try it.

The boyfriend eventually manages to talk Nicky into having a threesome even when Nicky is really reluctant.

Somehow the third chosen is Joe. Joe isn't really in to having a hookup or a threesome and is not really attracted to the boyfriend but fell half in love just from looking Nicky in the eyes so he agrees. He quickly figures out that Nicky is uncomfortable and doesn't really want to have a threesome at all.

Up to the author what happen next except I really want Nicky to finally leave his boyfriend and eventually start dating Joe who is so very soft and sweet with Nicky that it makes him melt. Nicky is constantly surprised over how different hos relationship with Joe is compared to the relationship he had with his ex.

No bdsm or dom/sub between Joe and Nicky pls.

Where one of them was royalty when they joined the crusades. Not like 18472th in line to the throne, more like at least top 5.

This causes a lot of problems for them all through history because people recognize him for that famous prince (or something) that disappeared during the crusades (there are several paintings and statues made in his image). There are many stories and theories about it and people are still trying to solve what happened to the missing royal.

You know that scene in Deadpool when his hand regrows? Something like that with Nile being grossed out and the others being like 'this is nothing, remember that time in Finland?'.

After a long period of increasing gang violence somewhere near Nile's family's home the guard decides to split up with Nile and Andy going after some human traffickers in some other part of the world while Nicky and Joe get to try to make the area where Nile's family lives safer.

Their methods eventually catches the attention of the police who call in the BAU to do a profile on the vigilantes that are killing off seasoned gang members and saving the younger ones from getting caught up in the gang activity.

Nile finds what at first seems to be some really sweet love poems. It takes her a while to figure out they are mostly poems written by Joe about his husbands amazing ass and thighs.

Where Nicky was forced to go to war by his family or the church because he was seen as an abomination for some reason. Any reason is fine, he could be a magical creature, a sterile omega, gay, trans or something else. I just want Nicky forced to fight in a war he does not believe in with the knowledge that he was sent there to die by the people who are supposed to care for him. He knows it as a fact that he is unnatural, disgusting and shameful and that the people who he loves are right to treat him as a lesser being undeserving of love or even respect. All the other men going to war also know this about him and treat him horribly because of it.

Yusuf later has a lot of problems wooing Nicolo and making him understand that Yusuf loves him because Nicolo couldn't even imagine why someone so wonderful and amazing as Yusuf would even look at something as disgusting as Nicolo

The newest immortal has a massive crush on one if the guys and tries to get Joe and Nicky to break up and try dating the new one instead.

It's up to Booker and Nile to explain to the poor dear why that is never going to happen before Joe or Nicky figures out the situation and finds a way to kill the new one permanently.

(Booker/Joe - kind of, established Joe/Nicky)

It's been just a couple of years since Booker started traveling with the Old Guard and he has finally begun to settle into the group dynamic. He is clever, cheeky and resourceful and he very quickly learned to get along with all the other immortals; not to mention - he also has a rather relaxed attitude towards the unabashedly romantic relationship between his two male companions, atypical of the time period. Except…

During one drunken debate, after a successful mission, Booker blurts out that he could not really enjoy anal sex "knowing" that his lover is uncomfortable or possibly even in pain. It turns out Booker believes that the receiving partner doesn't really find pleasure in being penetrated and that he (or her!) would merely be indulging the needs of the other. Of course, the group tries to (drunkenly) dissuade him but to no avail.

Finally, Joe loses his patience and claims that he could easily make any man come, gay or not, just by using his fingers. On his butt. In twenty minutes.

Booker doesn't believe him.

Nicky, who has lost every bet with Booker by that point, asks him if he would like to place a wager on that.

…And twenty minutes later Booker has developed a bit of a man-crush on Joe after not one but three mind-blowing orgasms, Nicky has won all of his money (and is quite turned on by his husband's demonstration of skill) while Andy is just rolling on the floor laughing.

Nicky is an omega who has never wanted or felt the need for an alpha mate. He was trying to become a monk to make sure he never had to mate with an alpha at all and then went to war rather than accept the match his father had planned for him when his plans failed.

Yusuf is a beta and has been raised knowing he could only ever mate with another beta, anything else would be unthinkable and be seen as theft and ruining a good omega or alpha.

They fall in love but it's far from smooth sailing. Both because of the taboo in society of an omega/beta mated pair but also because of their own confused feelings and the teachings they grew up learning about how alphas, betas and omegas should behave.

Even over 900 years later they still get shocked and sometimes even appalled reactions from people who find out they are a beta and omega mated to each other. Outside of the traditional alpha/omega pairing its actually more accepted and common if an omega mated with an omega or an alpha with another alpha than a beta/omega pairing.

The one where Nicolo thinks they are exclusive and Yusuf thinks they are only good friends releasing some stress together sometimes.

Joe dies and does not come back again. Nicky is breaking apart and Booker tries to be there and comfort him. Grief and alcohol leads to sex, and eventually they have some kind of relationship, but Nicky is still in love with Joe even when Booker slowly falls for Nicky

C24 was made from samples saved after Nicky and Joe was stuck in Merrick's lab. The find out and have to somehow get to Mars to destroy all the samples.They arrive just before the RRTS

Once in the early days Yusuf used to say something like “its lucky you are pretty, otherwise you would have nothing going for you”. The remark has stayed with Nicky for years (centuries?) and keeps just eating away at his confidence.

Now that Andy’s mortal, she thinks maybe she could have a normal relationship, and she goes back to the pharmacy to ask Celeste on a date.

Things are going well, but then Quynh comes back—now what is Andy supposed to do? She’s hopelessly torn between her soulmate (whom she still loves but whom also stirs up some very complicated feelings) and her new relationship (which was making her feel young and alive again).

Happy ending somehow (Andy/Quynh/Celeste? Andy doesn’t have to choose cause Quynh actually isn’t ready to have a relationship? Quynh falls in love with Nile? Any options which make everyone involved happy!)

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It’s not like they start out trying to do something kinky. Nile just subconsciously notices that if she tells Booker to do something, he hurries to do it as quickly and as throughly as possible. And maybe she also notices how he blooms under praise, so she makes sure to reward his efforts to be a better team member with some gentle words and touch.

Slowly but surely, they fall into that dynamic without even realising it, until one day Booker is on edge and keeps needling Nile to get a rise out of her and she snaps and says something like “Are you trying to get punished?” and then they realise that this is something they actually need to discuss!

There are no dreams. Nicolo and Yusuf both die in the same war but never actually meet on the battlefield. They meet later and fall in love but are both keeping their immortality a secret from the other and dreading the day the love of their life will eventually die.

Mal could swear he fought together with these guys in the war. But that's impossible because the men he remembers died right in front of Mal just days before the war ended.

It takes Quynh to tell Andy that Booker has an obvious huge crush on her (I’m sorry, he does, I don’t make the rules) since at least the early 1900s.

Andy’s surprised, and she never thought of Booker in that way before, but she’s not opposed.

Cue poor Booker getting his mind blown by having not one but two sexy immortal ladies propositioning him.

When they finally meet Andromache and Quynh, Yusuf fits right in with them. They talk and laugh like old friends, and he is eager to learn from them. Nicolo feels like he is on the outside looking in and has a hard time connecting to the women.

The relationship between Yusuf and Nicolo is still somewhat new, and they have not talked about their feelings, what it means or how the future will be for them.

Nicolo feels insecure and left behind but does not know how to change it and all his attempts fail. After a long time (maybe a year or more) he starts thinking about going off on his own, at least for a little while to get some time to think about what he will do in the future and to stop being a dark cloud over the other three who to Nicky all seem happier when he is not there.

Meanwhile, Andromache and Quynh think Nicolo is just a very quiet person who just prefers not to be in the spotlight and needs time to be comfortable with them, so they don't want to push him too much.

Yusuf is happy for the new company and is very much in love with Nicolo. But he does not want to push his romantic feelings onto the other man and make him uncomfortable. So he concentrates on learning all he can from Andromache and Quynh while pining for more with Nicolo than a few stolen kisses and some rushed sex when the women are away hunting.

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Joe/Nicky, domesticity role play

Nicky/Joe, comforting Joe post-battle

Booker/everyone, hysteria

Poly!team, BDSM AU, team wins abused subs Joe and Nile

Anyone on the team, impromptu sex toys

Joe/Nicky au ages

Joe/Nicky Nicky/other Nickys bf wants a threesome with Joe

Joe/Nicky, missing royalty

The whole gang, regrowing limbs

Joe/Nicky Criminal Minds xover

Joe/Nicke Nile finds some poetry

Joe/Nicky Nicky thinks he is unworthy of love

Joe/Nicky a new immortal has a crush on J or N

Booker claims he could never enjoy anal and Nicky (finally) wins a bet

Nicky/Joe Beta Joe and Omega Nicky

Joe/Nicky misunderstanding

Joe/Nicky Booker/Nicky Joe dies

The whole gang, Room (2005) xover

Joe/Nicky, Nicky feeling bad about himself

Andy/Celeste with a Quynh twist

Booker/Nile, accidental BDSM

Joe/Nicky without the dreams

Nicky/Joe Firefly xover

Andy/Quynh/Booker, pining Booker, oblivious Andy

Joe/Nicky insecure Nicky