theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #19

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Nicky hears a conversation between Joe and someone else in the guard. Joe complains at length about how even the best things get boring after being alive for centuries and how he wishes “he” would get a clue and understand Joe needed a break and how he was dreaming about trying something new for once.

Nicky has been feeling s little insecure lately because Joe has been loudly appreciating the current men's fashion and commenting how well different pieces fit their (often very attractive) wearers. So he can't help but jump to conclusions and thinking Joe was talking about Nicky and their relationship.

Joe has been commenting on different pieces of clothing lately because he is getting a little desperate to see Nicky in the very tight pants that are currently in fashion and has been trying to hint this to his husband without being too pushy.

What Joe was actually talking about was something to do with Booker and a hobby or something like it that he keeps insisting on doing with Joe for company.

oh my god I love this!! +1000

The idea that people will go on their entire lives searching the high they felt while having sex with Andy and Book... *chef's fucking kiss*

I want to read a story about how Booker was so depressed that he wanted permanent death because he is in unrequited love with Nicky. Nicky doesn't know but Joe does. Joe knows Booker would never try anything and feels for his brother. Joe is pissed at himself that he missed how the feelings had festered through the years and how much it was hurting Booker.

No Joe/Nicky/Booker, Joe/Booker och Nicky/Booker please just Booker not being able to deal with his heartbreak anymore and Joe being angry at him at the same time that he is sad for Booker.

I work with elderly people and I've noticed couples that have been together for decades tend to have some quirks that they both do, they kind of take after each other in mannerisms. One couple I met laughed the exact same way for example, head back and with the same kind of “melody”. Another couple sat the same way whenever they were both sitting down with their hands in their laps and their feet crossed at the ankles. Some couples just have small things they do the same as how they handle a knife and fork, how they say certain words or the way they move. I think Joe and Nicky must have some things like that and would to read about it from Nile's pov.

Love it, need it!

A nearly identical prompt was posted and filled toward the beginning of the kinkmeme. You should be able to find it on the pinboard.

What am interesting take. Seconded!

That sounds great! Seconded!

Always looking for more Jafar content! Seconded!

Powerful Queen Nile has been too busy reconquering territories her people lost to invaders and ruling over her sprawling kingdom to think about getting married, but finally her trusted advisers convince her that she needs an heir for the stability of the kingdom.

Nile thinks she can just go hook up with someone and get pregnant, but of course that’s Not How Things Are Done, the father of the future heir has to be vetted, etc.

So that’s how Nile ends up in an awkward arranged marriage with grumpy widower Booker. She mostly leaves him alone in the library except when it’s that time of the month and they have to do their duty to try and get an heir, but slowly they grow fond of each other—he sees what a compassionate Queen she is, she enjoys the book recommendations he starts giving her, it’s nice for her to have someone to unburden herself to after a long day, it’s nice for him to have companionship again.

If you have a link that would be great because I have looked and I cant find it 😔

I love it and would read ten thousand of it. +10♾

Joe was bullied in school, before his glow up and changing schools he was small and nerdy and people loved making fun of him for his hair, braces, too big clothes and so on. His worst bully was Nicky's older brother who absolutely tormented Joe.

Fast-forward about 10-15 years and Joe is considered a successful artist, has a lot of friends and feels good about himself even if he is still sometimes affected by the bullying he went through.

He meets Nicky, and they fall for each other right away and everything seems to be perfect, until it's time to meet the family and Joe finds out Nickys brother is the kid who tormented him in school.

This could then go several ways, Nicky's brother has changed and asks Joe's forgiveness. The brother tries to play it off like the were friends and keeps on trying to subtly bully Joe again. The brother also tormented Nicky when they were younger, so they share the same type of trauma. Joe thinks Nicky and the brother tried to set him up for some type of joke/prank, or any number of other scenarios.

5 times Nile felt weird seeing Joe and/or Nicky behave like an old man. And 1 time they made her feel old instead.

5 kinks they tried and did not enjoy at all and 1 kink they were very pleasantly surprised by.

Andy gets sick, like really, really sick. The others take her to the hospital where House and his team get the case for some reason. Just imagine the House team trying to get an accurate medical history out of them.

+ if it turns out to be something that most people are vaccinated against and it's therefore harder for the doctors to figure it out.

Yes!! Very cute.

Joe and Nicky as foster parents to Nile who has a hard time trusting them after losing her family a few years ago and then being shipped around between different foster families (some god some bad) since then.

There's 'In a house with a mouse' by apocryphal archiveofourown.org/works/25869877 but it's pretty sad 😢

The reason almost all of Nickys clothes fit badly is because he has been forbidden by the whole guard (except Joe) to wear anything tight or even remotely formfitting when being at the same place as anyone other than just Joe. Nile finds out why the hard way.

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Prompt Post #19

Nicky/Joe overheard conversation and misunderstanding

Re: Andy/Booker/OCs - troublesome threesomes

Joe/Nicky, heartbroken Booker

Joe/Nicky Nile notices the similarities between them

Re: Joe/Nicky Nile notices the similarities between them

Re: Joe/Nicky Joe/Other, Joe is married when they meet.

Re: Nicky/Joe overheard conversation and misunderstanding

Re: Joe/Nicky Joe blames Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky knight Joe and Prine Nicky fariytale

Re: Joe/Nicky/Jafar, Recognizing the twins

Booker/Nile, concubine/arranged marriage with trope inversion

Re: Nicky/Joe overheard conversation and misunderstanding

Re: Booker/Nile, concubine/arranged marriage with trope inversion

Joe/Nicky Nicky's brother was Joe's bully

Joe/Nicky old timers

Joe/Nicky trying New things

Gen xover with House MD

Re: Booker/Nile, concubine/arranged marriage with trope inversion

Joe/Nicky, them being foster parents to teen Nile

Re: Joe/Nicky Nicky's brother was Joe's bully

Re: Joe/Nicky, them being foster parents to teen Nile

Re: Gen xover with House MD

Re: Forcible sperm extraction (non con medical procedure) Nicky and Kozak.

Joe/Nicky Nicky's clothes

FILL: Joe/Nicky Joe saving Nicky from a bad date