theoldguardkinkmeme | Prompt Post #19

Prompt Post #19

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Andy and Booker had a thing back in the late 1800s (there’s even an interview in which Matthias says he thinks they did), but Joe and Nicky had to stage an intervention because neither one was in a state to be in a relationship and they were only exacerbating each other’s issues, and they ended up breaking it off.

Booker finds out partway through his exile that Andy regained her immortality, and he becomes determined to work on himself in case she’s willing to give things a second chance. Little does he know that Andy is doing the same, hoping that they can build a healthier relationship after he rejoins the team.

After being cursed, baby Prince Nicolo ends up raised by fae Andy, Quynh and Booker. They teach him languages, history, geography, all things he may need as a prince one day, but also fighting and practical knowledge more princes should have to understand their people (how long it takes to sow a field, how much it costs to care for a horse or a cow, how does cold and heat affect crops...).
They manage to do a good job, though Andy is not sure how he ended up so freaking nice with the three of them raising him.
One day, Nicky meets Joe in the forest and they bond immediately. They arrange secret meetings for a while before Nicky decides to talk about Joe to his family, only to learn that he is royalty, also possibly engaged and also possibly in danger. Meanwhile, Joe, who of course happens to be Prince Yusuf, Nicolo's fiance, tries to argue with his family to be able to marry Nicky. He is in love, and Nicky is perfect and does this prince even exists? He never ever met him, or wrote to him and is not even allowed to talk about him!
Anyway, curse happens, true love kiss, happily ever after!

Oh and Kozak is probably the evil witch who cursed Nicky. She may even give herself a great justification for cursing a baby.

I'd prefer Nicky and Joe to be older than 16 as is usually the case, more like 18/20?
Can be a/b/o if you want! Or be in a different setting than medievalish verse?

Bonus: little Nicky used to call Booker "Boo".

I just really want everyone in the old guard to look in the mirror of erised for some reason. The others can see whatever the prompt taker wants but Nicky and Joe don't even understand that it's a magic mirror at first until one of them lets go of the others hand and steps away to look at something else. That's when they realize it because they both stay reflected in the mirror smiling and holding hands even while one of them has walked over behind it.

Great idea!! Now I’m really curious as to what each person would see...guess we know that Booker would see his family

Archeologists uncover an old house/cave/village/ship/whatever that Nicky and Joe thought lost/destroyed forever. At the site a lot of art and poems are found, some are of Andy and Quynh or other unknown people or landscapes but most of the sculptures, paintings and sketches are of Nicky. Several of the poems are love poems and some are very erotic.

The guard have been busy training Nile, going in missions, dealing with Andy's mortality and have totally missed the news about the find of what several archeologists and historians are calling one of the most important and well preserved collections of art in history. Until one day when one of them (preferably Nile) sees a first page i a newspaper or something on the TV where they are showing a big mural/statue/whatever that Joe made of Nicky that is clearly not meant for anyone else to see other than Joe.

The guard have to decide how to handle it all. Usually they can prevent pictures/art of themselves being taken/made or spread but not this time when the art is already big international news. There is already talk in media about the poetry being published in a book and the art being shown to the public. People they meet have even started commenting that Nicky looks like that guy they saw on that painting in the news the other day.

Would love for this to be funny and for Nicky not to be angry about the art even if he is shy and slightly embarrassed because the whole world has seen him naked and critiqued everything from his toes to his ears to his dick

Five BIG fights they have had throughout the centuries since getting together and one time their family was sure they would fight about something but neither of them think it's a big deal.

Nicolo for some reason being absolutely sure he is only a burden to Yusuf keeps trying to find a way to die permanently so that Yusuf can be rid of him. He tries to get decapitated, he hangs himself, he tries to drown himself and many other things without making it too obvious to Yusuf what he is doing. He tried leaving and going off on his own but was unable to because Yusuf seems to feel their inability to die means they must stay together for some greater purpose. And also leaving Yusuf hurt more than any death Nicolo has died so far. Eventually Yusuf finds out and is furious and heartbroken over what Nicolo, the man he loves, has been doing to himself.

Yes pls!!!

So post-movie there is some mutual interest between Andy and Nile - maybe they start a relationship or not, but then Quynh comes back! After the emotional fallout and drama, Andy and Quynh are very much happy to be back together. Nile also feels happy for them but also a little disappointed because of course, how could she compare to the love of Andy's life who she was with for thousands of years? Lots of misunderstandings ensue as Andy and Quynh invite Nile to their bed but she assumes its just a casual thing. At some point this is realized and Andy and Quynh make it clear that despite only knowing Nile for a short time, they both have strong feelings for her and are very much interested in a full-fledged relationship if that is what she wants. Would especially love to see Nile and Quynh interaction!

Ideally, ends with Andy and Quynh taking it upon themselves to show Nile just how much they love her, and lucky Nile being the subject of both their attentions.

Andy dies on a mission only a few months after she gets Quynh back, and Quynh is absolutely distraught and simply does not accept that this is the end.

She goes to the underworld, Orpheus and Eurydice style, and pleads her case. She tells such a moving story about their love that she succeeds in convincing Hades/insert god of the dead here to give Andy extra years of life—the precise number of years that Quynh was in the water for, to make up for that long separation and all the agony they went through. And then, even better, he promises that after those centuries pass, he will take Andy and Quynh together at the same time, so they won’t have to be separated again.

I want to see this so badly!! I think Andy and Nile had real chemistry in the film and I definitely ship it, but then I keep thinking “but what’s going to happen when Quynh comes back...”

love this!!!! +100000

How being autistic has both helped and hindered Nicky for almost 1000 years. Or maybe Nile figuring out Nicky is autistic and the others being like "huh, no that is just how Nicky is". Or really anything with autistic Nicky.

The guard meets Jack several times through the centuries. No Jack with either Joe or Nicky or Joe/Nicky/Jack threesome pls even if Jack wants it.

Booker and Nile are the ones with the centuries long romance and Joe is feeling lonely even when around his family. Until one day 2019 when Nicky dies for the first time.

+1!!!!!!!

not gonna lie i saw room and thought you mean a crossover with the tommy wiseau classic, the room. now THAT would be something

Nicolo and Yusuf are not yet together and are searching for the women in their dreams. Someone considered wise in a village they travel through “helps” them interpret the dreams. This person tells them they are dreaming of their future wives who will give them many children and everlasting love and peace. This of course leads to angst and guilt for at least one of them even if the other might think the dream interpretation was bs. When they finally meet Andromache and Quynh at least one of them tries to woo one of the women even if they are in love with Nicolo/Yusuf and feel nothing for Andromache/Quynh. Andromache and Quynh are just shocked at how stupid their new family members are and can't stop rolling their eyes.

One of them has hanahaki disease, the other one thinks it's because of unrequited love for Quynh or Andromache.

The team is playing Never Have I Ever, Nicky says kissed a woman and Nile drinks, then mutters “unfortunately”. She didn’t realise she was bi until she was deployed and she didn’t want to make things weird by hitting on any of her friends in the Marines, so it just never happened. Andy and Quynh take it on themselves to show her a very, very good time.

Some bad guys capture Nicky and torture him, somehow they make him think its Joe who is hurting him (drugs, technology, brainwashing?). When the guard finally finds him and get him free he can't stand Joe being close. Even after he is safe and understands what actually happened to him, he keeps involuntarily flinching when Joe touches him or moves to fast.

Yes pls!

OMG YES!!

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Prompt Post #19

Andy/Booker, building a better relationship

Joe/Nicky, Sleeping Beauty AU

Joe/Nicky, mirror or Erised

Re: Joe/Nicky, mirror or Erised

Joe/Nicky Joes art is found

Nicky/Joe Fighting

Joe/Nicky, suicidal Nicky

Re: Nicky/Joe, comforting Joe post-battle

Re: Joe/Nicky, Sleeping Beauty AU

Andy/Nile to Andy/Quynh/Nile

Andy/Quynh, journey to the underworld

Re: Andy/Nile to Andy/Quynh/Nile

Re: Andy/Quynh, journey to the underworld

Joe/Nicky autistic Nicky

Joe/Nicky Torchwood/dr who crossover

Booker/Nile, Joe/Nicky. Lonely Joe, new immortal Nicky

Re: Nicky/Joe Firefly xover

Re: Booker/Nile, accidental pregnancy

Re: The whole gang, Doom (2005) xover

Joe/Nicky, dream interpretation

Joe/Nicky hanahaki disease

Andy/Nile/Quynh, first time with a woman

Joe/Nicky, traumatized Nicky

Re: Joe/Nicky - College/Mafia AU - Joe meets a cute guy in college, not knowing his dad is a Mafia b

Re: Joe/Nicky, Experiment Nicky doesn't want to be saved